Crazed Machinations of the Failed Female

I am Pierre, I come from Paris. I have come to have sex with your family...

"Oh come in! Help yourself, because of the debt of honor to General Lafayette."

So I bought....three Eddie Izzard DVDs over break. I couldn't help it, all his old ones have come out! All I need now is Circle...

If you haven't a clue who Eddie Izzard is, or why the title quote is so hilarious, than you seriously need to educate yourself. You have to get used to the make-up though. Executive/action transvestite and all.